A Vicar in the UK went into the emergency room at Sheffield’s Northern General Hospital to have a potato removed from his ... ahem ... backside. And he claimed it was an accident! As far as I know, nowhere and at no time has anyone ever had a potato “accidentally” put up his a**. The nurse on duty, Trudi Watson, said the Vicar claimed to be hanging curtains in the nude when he fell backwards and landed on the tuber. Funny. People who just use real sex toys never have to go to the emergency room and make up stories to tell the nurse. But, I guess that’s some sort of sin. He could have said that God told him to do it. After all, nobody could prove otherwise.

Link to article:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

He could've said god put it there. lol Although I've hung curtains nude on numerous occasions, I have yet to fall backwards onto a potato.

I hope he was home when he was "hanging curtains" and not in the church.