Britney Spears loses visiting rights with her sons

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First of all, who gives a fuck about Britney Spears? I mean, Paris Hilton, Lynsey Lohand, or perhaps Penelope Cruz, I can see that, but Britney, why is she in the news? Can anyone actually name one of her song? Was she in a major Movie or Film? At least Paris was the “Star” of her own movie.

But I digress. It appears that our girl had a “Break down.” Just how one can tell the difference between a ”Normal” Britney and a “Break down” Britney is well beyond my capability. Here I must quote Sigmund Freud, who in a season with Monica Loweski, said. “Sometime my dear Monica, A Cigar is just a cigar.” I’m not exactly sure what that quote has to do with Britney but I have learned in order to be considered a good writer you must throw in arbitrary “Quotes” every once in a while, as it will impress the critics, and have sentences that drag on and on and have no bearing what so ever on what your original point was at the beginning on the paragraph and then imply that the reader must be illiterate and rather dimwitted because he or she has no idea what you are talking about. Can I have an Amen…?

Now, when you or I have a “Break down” and someone calls the cops, maybe one police car would show up and the police officer would roll down the window of the squad car and shout, “Hey buddy, knock it off” and that would be that. But was this the same procedure granted to Britney? Hell no, there were 6 police cars, over 20 police officers, 2 ambulances, one fire truck and a helicopter! I’m not making that up, that’s true! Plus there was over 184,298 reporters and TV crews. Ok, I’m making that part up, but I bet I’m not that far off.

Spears was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in an ambulance, escorted by rows of police cars and the chopper flying overhead. During that same time period, there were 3 bank robberies, 7 homicides, and 17 vehicles were stolen. Unfortunately none of these crimes will be solved due to the lack of police personal available at the time.

This “story” has been the number one story on CNN, Fox News, AP, Google News, You Tube, and every TV network in the known world for over 4 days. The only “Story” to finally get more exposure today was “Britney 16 year old sister is pregnant!!!”
Can you imagine growing up in the “Spears” household? Never a dull moment…
The only thing that could make matters worst would be if someone like “Dr. Phil would have a 'psychological intervention'