By Jack Caravela
You may be wondering why a group of atheists would choose to see a film titled Drag Me to Hell.
The short answer is that the movie's co-writer and director, Sam Raimi,
treats the concept of eternal damnation about as seriously as we do.
Mr. Raimi, recently at the helm of the three blockbuster Spider-Man films, decided to return to his roots with his latest offering. Fans of the Evil Dead
series which launched the filmmaker's career will welcome this
throwback horror flick, whose first wink to the genre comes before the
movie even begins, with the retro Universal Pictures tag (Raimi opted
for the rotating Earth logo last seen in the early sixties rather than
the modern version).
Our group of about fifteen Minnesota Atheists knew what to expect: lots
of hidden perils jumping onto the screen, quite a few disgusting scenes
of projectile vomiting of everything from worms to embalming fluid, and
plenty of tongue-in-cheek humor. I'm sure I wouldn't have enjoyed the
film nearly as much if I had seen it alone. While we were all too
polite to talk during the film, my neighbors' nervous starts, averted
eyes, and belly laughs made watching Drag Me to Hell into a fun shared experience.
The plot is simple: a young loan officer named Christine Brown, played
by a sympathetic and plucky Allison Lohman, declines to extend a
foreclosure notice on an elderly woman, who then casts a curse that
will send a demon to drag our protagonist down to the depths of hell in
three days' time. To make the moral and ethical issues more
interesting, Christine is being considered for a promotion at work, and
her male boss has told her that he needs to see evidence that she can
make "the tough decisions" in order to consider her. Meanwhile, her
competition for the Assistant Manager job is wheedling his way past the
more experienced Brown with underhanded tactics. On top of that, the
elderly woman Christine turns down is anything but endearing, as we
learn she has had two extensions already, has no concept of personal
hygiene, and is prone to violent outbursts against anyone who crosses
her.
The story proceeds in neat chronological order, as the demonic attacks
become progressively worse and Christine enlists the aid of a fortune
teller to find a way to lift the curse. During her ordeal, Christine
tries to maintain her relationship with her boyfriend Clay, a young
psychology professor who is much more likely to accept that Christine
is having a mental breakdown than is a victim of a supernatural curse.
Throw in a long-planned dinner party with Clay's ultra-snobby mother
while Christine is fighting off invisible monsters, and you have some
idea of what our poor heroine faces during the course of the story.
In true old-fashioned horror style, there are multiple false endings (I
won't say how many), and a final twist that caught most of us at least
partly by surprise. At no point does Drag Me to Hell
turn into a slasher film (it's rated PG-13); Raimi invests his
characters with enough humanity to make us care about them, and he
doesn't dispose of them lightly.
For a movie that those with more refined tastes might dismiss out of hand (although such diverse reviewers as the Onion and the Wall Street Journal were extremely complimentary), Drag Me to Hell
provided some interesting conversation topics afterwards. My favorite
discussion was about the relative merits of the characters, and whether
they deserved their fates. This just goes to show that when a bunch of
atheists gather for pizza after a movie, stimulating conversation is
bound to happen.
It would be a mistake to claim intellectual aspirations for a movie titled Drag Me to Hell,
and I'm sure its director would agree. There are some wildly unlikely
scenarios and gratuitous attempts to up the disgust-o-meter readings.
Still, I left with the feeling that Raimi did just what he set out to
do: make a horror movie to satisfy fans of his early work.