The Mr. Paul Aints Game (Let’s All Go to the)
Lyrics by Paul Heffron and Jerry Rauser
To the tune of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”(Verse 1) Let’s all go to the Aints game.
Let’s all show who we are.
The big red A says a lot about us.
We’re here for fun, so please don’t make a fuss.
So we’ll root for the Mister Paul Aints team
For they accept us by name.
So it’s hip, hip, hip, hip hooray
At the Aints ball game.
Let’s have fun at the Aints game,
Tail-gate party supreme.
Hamburgers, hot dogs, and drinks for all.
Under our banner we’ll all have a ball.
We will root, root, root for the pigs’ race.
In Pig’s Eye town there’s no shame.
For it’s one, two, pick up the pace
At the Aints Ball Game!